reasons to worship satan

this list is being posted on 06.06.06 in celebration of the dark lord our savior, Satan. may you rest at the right hand of god again someday.

  • he is the dark lord
  • he gives me what i need
  • he is the anti-christ
  • he lives in hell and hell is cool
  • he walks among men... still
  • hes been victim to one of the worst smear campaigns of the last 2000 years and still isnt THAT pissed about it
  • hes gentle at heart

Listed by eliduke on June 6th, 2006

Comments

  • You forgot: -because he never wears any clothes. -because he has a goatee. Well, at least you can make a deal with the devil. God seemingly doesn't "do" negotiation. I mean really. Of all the nerve.

    posted by rosa on June 6th, 2006

  • great points, rosa! i'll leave them here in the comments so people know that you came up with them.

    posted by eliduke on June 6th, 2006

  • I'm writing a short story where Lucifer is the misunderstood, tragic hero. I'll let y'all know when it's done.

    posted by andyman on June 6th, 2006

  • Hey no offense but I am a Christian.

    posted by bob132 on October 30th, 2012