Our trip to Samoa will be a great success if...

I went to Samoa with a friend and we made a list.

  • We don't get attacked by a dog (or pack of dogs).
  • We don't get hit by a car.
  • Nothing gets stollen.
  • There isn't a political riot.
  • Neither of us get a tropical rash.
  • There isn't a cyclone.
  • Neither of us poo our pants on the bus.
  • We don't pass out from the heat.

Listed by ruby on April 10th, 2011